open post;

[parachronism]

you know how this works by now

Comments

;*

[hext]

my apologies, let me try again
all is bitten on the western front?

[parachronism]

[let him try again, too:]

That's not relevant to what I asked.

[hext]

it's the only relevant item from where i'm sitting

if you were hoping for sleeper agent ambushes instead, no dice

[ (those would probably be preferable.) HURRY HOME, CAP. don't you want to experience this trolling in person? :') ]

[parachronism]

[no, no he really doesn't]

Thanks. Good to know.

[sincere? sarcastic? possibly both at the same time??]

[hext]

safe trip, casanova

[parachronism]

[god, this is so embarrassing. his ears are burning, and he definitely starts rubbing his forehead. why is this happening to him, why is his life.]

Don't

[accidental send-pressing, because he's just that flustered]

say anything to anyone. Keep this between us. Ok?

[hext]

[ ok, the monster is softening up a little now. ]

it's in the vault, of course
you just weren't here for me to give you a thorough yet subtle eyeballing